Monday, August 30, 2010

#24. She-Wolves of the Wasteland (1988)

DVD Synopsis: What do you get when you combine big hair, big guns, big, um…personalities! and a serious lack of wardrobe? She-Wolves of the Wasteland, a post-apocalyptic classic that features women—lots and lots of women—who leave little to the imagination as they battle each other in various junkyards and gravel pits to determine the fate of the entire world. Leave your brain behind for this shamelessly sinful sexploitation romp with a plot you won't remember…but plenty of eye candy you won't forget!

Warning: you will not be reading comments such as “excellent acting”, “slick action sequences”, or “engaging story” in the following. They are nowhere to be found. But then, who the hell would pop a movie like She-Wolves of the Wasteland into their DVD player if they wanted any of those things? Even the synopsis on the DVD case (see above) knows that. 

No, what you want is hot women fighting it out in the desert, wearing break-away clothing that breaks away often. You want boobage, and plenty of it, and while the film certainly delivers on its promise of beautiful ladies, I have to say I was underwhelmed by their display of flesh, which appears far less frequently than I would have anticipated (or, indeed, hoped for). 

But don’t let that stop you from checking out She-Wolves of the Wasteland. Trust me when I say this is one movie you’ll have to see to believe.

(Phoenix the Warrior is an alternate title)


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