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Monday, June 8, 2015

#1,757. Big Ass Spider! (2013)


Directed By: Mike Mendez

Starring: Greg Grunberg, Ray Wise, Lombardo Boyar




Line from the film: "Let's do it for the kids!"

Trivia: Troma's Lloyd Kaufman makes a cameo appearance in this film, playing a jogger









Well, no mystery as to what this movie is about!

Exterminator Alex Mathis (Greg Grunberg) spends his day off helping his best customer, Mrs. Jefferson (Lin Shaye), with her rodent problem. But what he thought would be a quick job takes an unexpected turn when he is bitten on the arm by a Brown Recluse spider, forcing him to seek treatment at a nearby hospital. 

While he’s there, the hospital has a little spider “event” of their own when a mortician (Ruben Pla) is attacked by a humongous arachnid, which crawled out of a dead man’s body. Sensing an opportunity to have his hospital bill cleared, Alex tells the facility’s administrator (Bob Bledsoe) that he will gladly kill the pesky spider before it bothers anyone else. 

Aided by José (Lombardo Boyar), the hospital’s security guard, Alex begins his search for the unwelcome insect, unaware that, on the floor above, the United States military, under the command of Major Braxton Tanner (Ray Wise) and Lieutenant Karly Brant (Clare Kramer), has just placed the entire facility under quarantine.

It seems this particular spider was the result of a scientific experiment gone wrong, which means this is no ordinary bug that Alex is tracking. In fact, it’s the most advanced insect the world has ever seen, one that will grow exponentially, killing and devouring hundreds, perhaps thousands, of people in the process. 

Despite it being a matter of national security, Alex (who develops a crush on Lieutenant Brant) still intends to kill the spider, but when the bug breaks free and attacks Los Angeles, neither he nor the military have any idea how to stop it.

In a way, Big Ass Spider reminded me of 2009’s Infestation, another comedy / sci-fi mash-up about big bugs trying to take over the world. And like that movie, the lead character in Big Ass Spider is the source of most of the film’s humor. As portrayed by Grunberg, Alex is a likeable, though somewhat dense exterminator who is always willing to lend a hand, even when he has no idea what he’s up against. Also quite good is Lombardo Boyar, who plays Alex’s constant sidekick, José, a guy every bit as naïve as his new friend. Though warned by the military not to interfere, Alex and José decide to look for the spider in a nearby park, and are sorry they did when the creature, now as big as a house, actually shows up. 

Along with the jokes, Big Ass Spider has moments that will both make you jump (the scene where the spider first appears in the morgue generates plenty of tension) and turn away in disgust (while in the sewers, the spider encounters a homeless man played by Adam Gierasch, at which point we learn just how potent the monstrous bug’s venom truly is).

Toss in solid supporting performances by Clare Kramer as well as Ray Wise and Lin Shaye (who, despite playing a married couple in 2003’s Dead End, don’t appear together in this film); a cameo by Troma’s Lloyd Kaufman (as a jogger with bad timing); and a giant spider that, more often than not, looks pretty damn real (only once or twice did the CGI seem sketchy), and you have a movie that’s a lot more fun than a picture titled Big Ass Spider has any right being.







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